New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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