dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
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he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
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THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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