we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
