then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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