If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
