Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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