the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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