is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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