Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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