I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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