I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
We talked him into tasing himself.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Randomize
