Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
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i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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