he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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