some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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