So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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