I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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