And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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