my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
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Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
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You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
And then my night got REAL pukey
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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