Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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