I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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