I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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