I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I just forgot I was standing up.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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