I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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