i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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