You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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