oh god the rape fog is back!
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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