So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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