I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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