is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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