I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
