i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
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