i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
You took a bar mat shot.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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