Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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