guys are not supposed to queef...right?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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