I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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