Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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