Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I smell like Dick and happiness
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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