do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
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