its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
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But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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