we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
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ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
The Olympian is in my bed
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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