turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
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I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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