scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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