Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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