what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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