D3 body, D1 cock
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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