help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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