People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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