You surviving the open bar?
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you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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