I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
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Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
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Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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