bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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