Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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