She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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