if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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