if you like me you must not know who I am
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
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The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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