She's JV to your varsity
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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