are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
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When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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